Coming Up For Air

I do  know that there are words we can use that will get us a lot more traffic. Cuss words work as do anything about being a snowbird.

Yes that is me in the left lense!

Knowing that, I just want you to know that I will not be cussing or talking about retirement today. Keywords be damned! (Opps)

Here is the deal. My husband usually move a lot. We do not paint a house the second time for ourselves. We paint the second time so that someone else that enjoy our really clean and fresh house. Then we move and repeat the process because no one else does what we do!

I just need to let you know...we are not moving. The question is, "Will I actually clean and paint just for myself"

There are other options and I seem to like them a lot more than cleaning and painting.

• I could change the header on my blog. I have some very cool new pictures.
• I could go outside.
• I could to Ace and choose paint samples and never buy new paint.
• I could invite friends in and ask their opinion.
• I could invite my daughter in and ask her opinion.
• I could just keep moseying along and not change a thing, even though I am bored to death.

What would you do if you were a little bored and considered moving just to keep yourself entertained? I am interested
...and a little nuts!

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How to Get Attention: I Might Have Pooped My Pants

Ok, as long as you're here, we may as well talk. No, I didn't do that. What I did was give people a reason to stop by. If I use a swear word, or a inappropriate bodily function in the title, I always get attention. Humans just can't resist!

Isn't it interesting that we breath deeply, very deeply when we smell a foul odor or that we cannot take our eyes off a disaster of any short. A car wreck on the other side of the meridian on a freeway will back traffic up for miles in the traffic going the opposite direction.

I read a post by Ellen Dolgen on her blog, Menopause Mondays, the other day. It was called I Pooped My Pants because she really did p**** her pants. I laughed until I cried. Ellen is one very funny writer. But I have to admit I did not go to the post because I know her or even because she is always so funny. I clicked on her post because well...she pooped her pants. I, as a human being, could not resist.

Who knows, "poop" may be a very important keyword on Google.

So, what makes you go to a blog post? Are you interested or are you just plain curious? Let me know.

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Thank you again Ellen Dolgen. This may be the meme of the week!