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How to Get Attention: I Might Have Pooped My Pants

Ok, as long as you're here, we may as well talk. No, I didn't do that. What I did was give people a reason to stop by. If I use a swear word, or a inappropriate bodily function in the title, I always get attention. Humans just can't resist!

Isn't it interesting that we breath deeply, very deeply when we smell a foul odor or that we cannot take our eyes off a disaster of any short. A car wreck on the other side of the meridian on a freeway will back traffic up for miles in the traffic going the opposite direction.

I read a post by Ellen Dolgen on her blog, Menopause Mondays, the other day. It was called I Pooped My Pants because she really did p**** her pants. I laughed until I cried. Ellen is one very funny writer. But I have to admit I did not go to the post because I know her or even because she is always so funny. I clicked on her post because well...she pooped her pants. I, as a human being, could not resist.

Who knows, "poop" may be a very important keyword on Google.

So, what makes you go to a blog post? Are you interested or are you just plain curious? Let me know.

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Thank you again Ellen Dolgen. This may be the meme of the week!


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  1. Ellen DolgenSeptember 9, 2017 at 3:22 PM

    Thanks for the sweet shout out my dear! Funny thing about this post...........it is my top performing blog post by far. I have been blogging about perimenopause, menopause, and post menopause for almost 10 years now! Next inline is my post on the clitoris! It might be time to change my mission from menopause support to poop!

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    1. Barbara TorrisSeptember 10, 2017 at 11:59 AM

      See what I mean? Those title's just get a lot of hits!

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  2. Terra HangenSeptember 9, 2017 at 3:58 PM

    What a funny word to attract lots of readers LOL.

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  3. DJanSeptember 9, 2017 at 7:50 PM

    I read my favorites no matter what the title of the post is. I know some people are more clever than others. I've never pooped my pants, but I have had to make a quick detour to the nearby bushes! I read her post and agree, it's great and she's a very funny writer. :-)

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    1. Barbara TorrisSeptember 10, 2017 at 12:01 PM

      She is one of my favorites. I don't allow myself a lot of computer time so when I say I visit a blog you know that means a lot.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 10, 2023 at 8:14 AM

    I'd love to take her in there and fuck her

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