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I"m Worried about Santa Claus...there are rumors!


Santa and his pipe! Look how happy he is.
There is a nasty rumor going around.  I don't know if it is true but if it is, it does not bode well for any of us at Christmas this year! See, I think they took Santa's pipe away from him...I am not sure who "they" are but I they might have done it.

I am the last person in the world to promote tobacco smoking. I do not smoke and never have. But I know people that have smoked and quit. They got grumpy and twitchy. In fact, I found myself avoiding them during the first few weeks of their new life style. Quitting tobacco is very hard.

Who in their right mind would take Santa's pipe away from him just before Christmas? The Jolly Old Fellow really needs to be in a good mood. And what about The Night Before Christmas? Do you think they will need to change the poem too?  This has me worried.
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Maybe we should buy him some gum!
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  1. Bob LowryOctober 24, 2012 at 4:42 PM

    I quit smoking 26 years ago cold turkey. It was very tough but I got tired of hiding my habit from my young daughters.

    Santa works hard. If he needs a pipe to get through Christmas I say let him puff. He has lived a long, full life and is still kicking. Let him be!

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  2. Barbara TorrisOctober 25, 2012 at 3:57 PM

    Bob, those were my thoughts exactly. I think that taking his pipe away now is just mean!

    b

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